Wednesday, January 18, 2006

The difficulty of acquiring my morning grits

Dear Producers and Distributors of Edible Goods,

Please stop making your products so damn hard to open. You know the bag that resides snugly within the cardboard carapace of the cereal box? You don't need to seal that off with cement. Any standard grade adhesive will do. If I am forced to resort to the use of serated cutting utensils, then you've outdone yourselves.

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